RAIDERS

Well it's football season. The Raiders are playing right now against the Broncos. I thought they were just getting their second drive of the game going. They fumbled on an end around, minus 15 yards. FUCK MY LIFE.

Oh, its 17-0 Broncos with 2:14 in the first half.
Ditka commending Gene Upshaw was ridiculously awkward.
SOOO the second half gets started with a punt.
Now it's 24-0 with 8:23 in the third. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.
WOW. This is terrible. When did Lane Kiffin change his name to Mike Shula? The Raiders are playing terribly. Just terribly.
Hey, guess what! D'Angelo Hall fucking sucks!
OH THANK GOD! Ashely Lelie? 27-7, 13:08 in the 4th.
Now Run-DMC and Derrick Burgess are in the locker room getting checked out. Oh, marvelous.
Oh, hey. How does 34-7 sound. Fucking shitty is how.
The Raiders have officially given up. Maybe not all of them but Jake Grove and Robert Bust-ery sure have.
While the Raiders aren't doing nearly as bad as opening night against San Diego 2 years ago, they are still fucking shitty. I don't know what they need to do but Christ they need to do something. It's been 5 fucking years of this shit. And now it looks like its gonna be 6. FUCKING ENOUGH. Oh Great FUCK YOU MIKE SHANNAHAN! AL DAVIS FIRED YOU 20 FUCKING YEARS AGO! HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS ANYMORE! YOU HAVE TO FUCKING RUN UP THE SCORE! NOW? REALLY? YOU FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE IT 41-7? FUCK YOU YOU ARE A FUCKING COCK BAG! GUESS WHAT! YOU AREN'T A FUCKING OFFENSIVE GENIUS! YOU'RE JUST HIRED WHO FIGURED OUT THAT ELWAY NEEDED A RUNNING GAME AND YOU HAVE BEEN COASTING ON THAT SHIT FOR A DECADE! FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
Well thank god for Justin Fargas. OH IT WOULD BE HARD TO LOOK BETTER THAN DENVER TONIGHT? THINK ABOUT HOW THEY'RE PLAYING! WE SUCK! THANK YOU JUSTIN FARGAS FOR PLAYING HARD!
Hey! Look at that. Touchdown Ronald Curry. 41-14. Gross.